Clash of the Hotness

Why didn't they just say: Classics-adjacent skinfest of hotty McHotness Greased Up and Full of Masculine Testosteronies. Because that would have gotten the point across, I think.


PS. I totally loved it. I think there was action...Zeus, possibly winged horses...but I do know for certain that the AGED HOTNESS was out of control! So, endorsement.