HEADLINE: Destiny

I found him. He is beautiful. He is everything I remembered and MORE.

BUT.

Let's not count that egg before it hatches. He still has to be gently wrapped and delivered. Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease get here soon. I cannot believe I finally found my precious.

More to come. In the meantime, I need to buy a mop. And some lemony smelling Pine Sol. The apartment must be spotless for his arrival.

(shit. I'm counting my egg. I cannot help it for I am so very HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shit shit shit)