Update: Destiny

I hold in my hands a peach-colored slip of paper that will be the key to JOY later this evening. It says...

Sorry We Missed You!
Item is at: Post Office
Parcel
Insured
Available for Pick Up After 3/7

By the end of this day I will have what I have sought for (Jesus Christ in a Rowboat, really?) ten years. Ten years, man.

Here's a peek!