Where Am I? I Cannot Find Me

Ladies, we've all dated and been dumped by the Wandering Stranger, haven't we? The Adairdevil has informed me that the man who wrote that song is very popular in the Middle East, which is apparently a hotbed of swarthy-wandering-strangers-with-guns, all lost, all alone. Suddenly, the world makes perfect sense.

If any of you have received a variation of this song in a b'bye letter, email, or phone call, let me know. If the prick actually gave you the song on a mix-tape/cd, double points. If that mix included How You Remind Me by Nickelback, let's go drinkin. You are my new best friend.

I'm a wandering stranger
Lost all alone
I'm a million miles away
I know you're waiting for me
To come home again
But I'm searching for an answer
Please try to understand

And I love you
And you love me
Someday we can make it together
Just you and me, oh just you and me

Sometimes I'm lonely
But I cannot fool myself
I must keep moving till I find me
Oh, I know I'm hurting you
But try to understand
My peace of mind is all I'm after
Help me if you can

And I love you
And you love me
Someday we can make it together
Just you and me, oh just you and me

Oh my love I do love you
In my heart I do feel you

I'm a wandering stranger
Can you help me make it through
Try to remember
Woman I love you

* Oh, and if your wandering stranger owned a copy of On the Road and referenced it more than once in random conversations, give yourself a Peanut Buster Parfait and call it good.