Pick Up Lines, Kansas Edition

Thank you, Rich, for this fine ass compilation. But you have to be jealous of the pick up lines I've heard since I've been here, in the Mean, Mean city.

"O Dorothy, have you seen my heart?"

"I've lost my mind over you, can you help me, Dorothy?"

And, best of all, "Where's Toto, Dorothy? Heh heh heh."

Major sexytimes, for reals. All of these lines TOTALLY WORK. Really.