How to Snuggle a Chicken

First, endure many stabs. Stab stab stab. The chicken is a velociraptor ready for the kill. Chickens are absolute weirdos. Read and weep. PS. They are actually the closest living relatives to the T. Rex. Their hearts are full of murrrderrrr!



But you know you have a warm and soft glow from watching that video. It's like watching that lion reuniting with his adoptive parents...at first you are like OH SHIT, that lion is going to eat that guy. Then you are like awwww, vicious lion. Who knew you could love?