There's this awesome fowl park kind of near where I live. We were passing it when I saw the big rooster and started hollering to stop stop stop! They had chickens, ducks, geese, pigeons, tweeties, and all versions thereof. I had quite the screaming meemies over it.
Fess up missy. Your head is befowled with chicken droppings. You've got that bobble head chicken thing going on. Pretty soon your going start doing that chicken strut thing. pkak pkak pkak
The pigeons were perched on the high fence above us, almost in a dive bombing stance, if you ask me. Those rat bastards would have liked to have hit us with an air strike, but I guess they were all out of ammo.
Just to be clear, I do not want to BE a chicken. Aren't things weird enough already?
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Hey. Where'd those chickens come from?
There's this awesome fowl park kind of near where I live. We were passing it when I saw the big rooster and started hollering to stop stop stop! They had chickens, ducks, geese, pigeons, tweeties, and all versions thereof. I had quite the screaming meemies over it.
Fess up missy. Your head is befowled with chicken droppings. You've got that bobble head chicken thing going on. Pretty soon your going start doing that chicken strut thing. pkak pkak pkak
The pigeons were perched on the high fence above us, almost in a dive bombing stance, if you ask me. Those rat bastards would have liked to have hit us with an air strike, but I guess they were all out of ammo.
Just to be clear, I do not want to BE a chicken. Aren't things weird enough already?
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