The Onion Has Figured Us Out
Holy crap, The Onion is really spot on with its investigative reporting. Now you, too, can know the truth about that flat, blank rectangle...or can you? Can anyone?
posted by Shiny at 1:17 PM
posted by Shiny at 1:17 PM
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I've lived here in the rectangle most of my life and I can't figure it out either. It's deep, dark and mysterious. Eerie even. Naahhh. It's just a bunch of conservative bible belters and farmers with a very few liberal thinkers of the teeny tiny minority. Welcome to my world. Kansas. That's Cans-sass and Witch-a-tah to the ignorant and Toe-peak-a for our glorious state capital. Welcome to my world.
If they all knew how great we are they'd all want to move here and ruin it.
My friend, Christi, posted this on her blog. Funny.
how did you make it out alive?
The real question is: How did I make it out AWESOME?
Awesome for sure baby girl!
touché.
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