Bok Bok

In a world of pain and sorrow, sometimes there is light. Adairdevil found this, and now I pass it on to you:

http://www.omlet.us/products_services/products_services.php?view=Chickens

This wee piece of paradise is "[a]vailable in five stunning colors you can make a statement in red, be pretty in pink, serene in blue, striking in orange or keep it subtle with an eglu in green." Inside it, you can keep 2-4 LIVE chickens, and better yet: "With her beautiful russet red feathers, inquisitive nature and reliable egg laying, the Gingernut Ranger is the perfect pet." Gingernut Ranger, people.

And what about Fido and Fluffy? "You don't need to worry about the chickens being attacked, they can generally hold their own - a small peck on the nose normally does the trick." This may effect snuggle-time, however.

Since they are all girlie-chickens, "[t]he only noise you will hear is a gentle clucking as your chickens' search for worms and a satisfying cluck as an egg is laid." Satisfying...cluck. Bok.

It is nice to know that I am not alone in my affliction.

I wonder if the Eglu will fit in my apartment?